We tell ourselves that our Distractions are just innocent fun. We tell ourselves that we need our Distractions. This is because we have a tendency to lie to ourselves about our Distractions. Separating Solutions from Distractions in your life is surprisingly difficult and complicated. No, I’m not talking about writing down that you owe your buddy, Mike, $12 for those beers you drank. It’s so important that if you passed out drunk at a party, I’d write it on your forehead with a sharpie. Cheat #1 is so important, I dedicated an entire chapter in my book to it. Some people even shared it and it wasn’t just my Mom. This first “cheat” is so important, I once wrote an article about it called “The Prime Belief” and posted it on Facebook like three whole times. You know, two peas in a crack-pipe and all that.) Since the people around you and your relationships benefit from Solutions and Distractions generally isolate you from others, constantly pursuing Distractions will likely make you into someone no one else wants to really hang around with – unless, that is, they pursue the same Distractions that you do. (Another Note: “selfishness” is essentially a propensity for Distractions over Solutions. And you’ll probably turn into a grade-A selfish prick at that. You’ll be running away from everything, and everyone, all the time. And if you limit your responses to Distractions enough, pretty soon you will build a Life that is made up of nothing but Habits of Distractions. When you decide that there’s nothing you can do to solve a problem, you immediately limit your possible reactions to Distractions. You can always do something about the problems Life gives you. The number one way people fuck up is by telling themselves that there’s nothing they can do about the problems Life gives them. They will also eventually become their own Habits.) (Note: These cheats, like Solutions and Distractions, also require repetition to work. From there, just type in the cheats below at the “Brain” prompt and hit ENTER.
The Mind’s Eye is where you actively observe yourself and choose what to think about. Rather, Leveling Up is like going from juggling three knives to four, then five, and so on.īelow are the five cheat codes to help you navigate your way through Life and reach the end fully satisfied and Leveled-Up.Įntering these cheat codes is easy: just press Tab at the View Screen to access your Mind’s Eye. So think of Leveling Up as not necessarily going from juggling baseballs to juggling knives. Relationships take work (Level 3), yadda, yadda. We all need to be safe to accomplish anything (Level 2). Just because you Level Up doesn’t mean problems stop at previous levels.
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One final note before I teach you how to totally cheat life and get a giant pyramid built for you when you die: The more often I choose Distraction, the more it will make choosing subsequent Distractions easier, thus making me a deadbeat with a weird sex fetish. The more often I choose a Solution, the more it will make choosing subsequent Solutions easier, thus leading to an eventual Level Up. One simple example: There’s a problem at work and my boss hates me, so I can either pursue a Solution (confront my boss, look to be transferred, work harder, etc.) or I can pursue a Distraction (party every night, smoke crack, masturbate while watching Disney cartoons, etc.).
Since gaining Levels in Life requires solving problems, distracting ourselves from our problems guarantees that we will become stuck on the same Level. Solutions move us towards the next Level, Distractions keep us on the same Level.
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